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Trump Requires ICE to Wear Mandatory Body Cameras On Duty

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. In an effort to capture high quality video and audio footage of ICE agents arresting illegal immigrants, President Trump signed an executive order requiring all ICE agents to wear high-tech body cameras. At first, the fake news journalists here at The True World couldn’t figure out why Trump made such…

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‘Red Hen’ Restaurant Now Requires Customers to Show Their Voter Registration Cards

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. The controversy surrounding the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia has angered millions of Americans. As a result, they have restricted phone calls to their restaurant and many pro-Trump protesters have demonstrated against the restaurant. All this chaos caused the restaurant to take some new measures to ensure their future…

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Man Murdered For Saying “Happy Holidays” In West Virginia Dive Bar

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. Johnny was worn out from being on the road so long. He was almost to Boston, where most of his family was located. Once there, he was going to celebrate Christmas, but driving made him anxious… Johnny walked into a dive bar in rural West Virginia for a couple of…

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Trump declares Washington DC as US Capital – Liberals are Furious

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. In a bold and controversial move, President Trump declared Washington DC as the capital of United States. Outrage poured across the lands as people protested this move, saying there will be “serious consequences.” Nobody was more angry than the Amish, whose deeply held religious beliefs declare Washington DC to be…

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Rioters Have Dietary Deficiencies, Study Shows

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. In St Louis, Missouri, peaceful demonstrators continue to make an impact, delivering a positive message of justice and disdain for Jason Stockley’s “not guilty” verdict. However, not all protesters are peaceful; some are rioters. When a protester becomes violent or destructive towards property, that protester becomes a rioter. Psychiatrists, therapists,…

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Trump Devastated At Hurricane Irma’s Mar-A-Lago Damage

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. Today, President Trump visited Palm Beach, Florida to survey the damage caused by Hurricane Irma. Walking through places he had no world class resorts located in, Trump was calm and collected, almost calculated as he scanned for damages. Then, the unthinkable happened…   Trump visited his Mar-a-lago southern/winter “white house”…

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WEATHER ALERT: Hurricane Jose Headed Straight For Trump!!!

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. From our most trusted meteorologists, who all wished to remain anonymous of course, we have learned that Hurricane Jose is set to slam into the US east coast.   “I can’t believe it. Jose is an illegal hurricane heading to Washington DC, straight for Trump,” John, the meteorologist dude stated,…

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