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Anderson Cooper is Trump’s Abusive Ex

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it.   After condemning white supremacists of Charlottesville, Virginia, Trump’s PTSD was triggered by his abusive ex-boyfriend, Anderson Cooper. “I condemn the violence on both sides,” said Trump on August 12th, 2017.   In response, Anderson Cooper stated, “I can’t believe you didn’t condemn the racists by name!” So, Trump came…

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Celebrity Rips New Hole In Ozone Layer Before Climate Change Speech

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. Leonardo DiCaprio recently attended a summit involving climate change discussion. The summit took place in San Diego, the city surrounded by a giant bubble of self-absorbed pretentious energy. However, on his way there, he had a giant motorcade of bodyguards in Porsche cars, all equipped with V10 engines guzzling gas…

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