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Anderson Cooper is Trump’s Abusive Ex

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it.   After condemning white supremacists of Charlottesville, Virginia, Trump’s PTSD was triggered by his abusive ex-boyfriend, Anderson Cooper. “I condemn the violence on both sides,” said Trump on August 12th, 2017.   In response, Anderson Cooper stated, “I can’t believe you didn’t condemn the racists by name!” So, Trump came…

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The Texas Charlottesville Massacre

WARNING: Contains racial slurs. If you’re offended, I don’t care. Don’t write me about it or tell me about it. You’re wasting your time. WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. On the 11th and 12th of August 2017, there was a massacre in Charlottesville unlike any other. Millions of Antifa protesters were so angry that Trump…

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Trump Comes Out as a Feminist and Identifies as a Woman

WARNING: The following article is entirely fictitious and probably includes celebrities or public figures. Content is absolutely vulgar, obscene, and therefore nobody should read it. According to our trusted fake news sources, President Trump came out today as a feminist and a woman. “I used to think we should secure our borders, America first, make America great again, and eradicate ISIS. But after reading an incredibly well written article on Feminist Basket Weaving, I realized…

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